With apologies to Toby Ziegler.

There are days where I just want everyone in the world to go away.  Everyone.  No exceptions.

Okay, except the Flyers.

And the Flyers will need someone to play, so the Penguins can stay too. Except for Sidney Crosby.

We'll also need the Phillies.

And they'll need someone to play, so the Mets can stay.

And Penn State football, so I guess we'll need Michigan State.  (Not Michigan, I won't hear of it.)

And I'll need somewhere to go out to eat, so the staff of Fogo de Chao can stay.  (All branches of it, since I travel.)

So the Flyers, the Penguins (but not Sidney Crosby), the Phils, the Mets, Penn State, Michigan State, the staff of Fogo de Chao.

Everybody else?

...okay, fine, you all can stay, but I was this close.

Actually, now that I think about it, Sidney Crosby and Michigan still have to go.  I'm sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.